[Don't Be That Guy]

It started as a joke, really. Kevin posted a rant to his blog.

Ian made some images.

Then Kevin printed them out and hung them up. And he got thanked for it.

Maybe, just maybe, there was a market for this sort of thing. And NotThatGuy.com was born.

And the rant? Well, here you go :

OK, now look. It's not rocket science. it's not hard, and I know you do it at home. 
I think we can all get along better if we follow some simple guidelines :

- There are three stalls and three urinals. 
  If you are the only person in the bathroom, please don't pick the 
  middle stall/urinal unless the other two are nasty.
- Use the paper liner. I don't need to find your ass-hair on the seat.
- If you happen to get something from your body on the seat, wipe it off. 
  Be a man, dammit.
- When using the urinal, pee IN the urinal. 
  I don't need to straddle your puddle on the floor while I'm trying to go.
- And while you happen to be there, FLUSH.
- If it doesn't all go away the first time, FLUSH AGAIN.
- Wash. Your. Nasty. Hands. WITH SOAP AND WATER.

If the situation doesn't get better soon, I swear to the powers that be, 
I'll make fliers with diagrams to put up in all the Men's Room stalls.

And then it'll be time to take drastic measures.
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