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It started as a joke, really. Kevin posted a rant to his blog. Then Kevin printed them out and hung them up. And he got thanked for it. Maybe, just maybe, there was a market for this sort of thing. And NotThatGuy.com was born. And the rant? Well, here you go : OK, now look. It's not rocket science. it's not hard, and I know you do it at home. I think we can all get along better if we follow some simple guidelines : - There are three stalls and three urinals. If you are the only person in the bathroom, please don't pick the middle stall/urinal unless the other two are nasty. - Use the paper liner. I don't need to find your ass-hair on the seat. - If you happen to get something from your body on the seat, wipe it off. Be a man, dammit. - When using the urinal, pee IN the urinal. I don't need to straddle your puddle on the floor while I'm trying to go. - And while you happen to be there, FLUSH. - If it doesn't all go away the first time, FLUSH AGAIN. - Wash. Your. Nasty. Hands. WITH SOAP AND WATER. If the situation doesn't get better soon, I swear to the powers that be, I'll make fliers with diagrams to put up in all the Men's Room stalls. And then it'll be time to take drastic measures. |